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ruinedchildhood:

This man is the future.
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baconsloth:

I  fucking can’t
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downsouf:

i havent laughed this hard since that sukdeep post
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parynoid:

SEX fact you definitely did not know. Check out #2 (;
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fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via exhists)

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poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor
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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via deair)

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