what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao
did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.